Friday, July 20, 2007

Quick Update

Your fearless correspondent, me, is currently turning big rocks into smaller rocks compiling the final installment of The Professor's Presidential Preview: The Republicans. Due to that time consuming venture, I give you quickly what I would be discussing were I not knee deep in the G.O.P:

The ongoing saga of Mr. Vick, which is destined to plague us for quite some time. I enjoyed Nike's press release which stated they were...
concerned by the serious and highly disturbing allegations made against Michael Vick, and we consider any cruelty to animals inhumane and abhorrent. We do believe that Michael Vick should be afforded the same due process as any citizen; therefore, we have not terminated our relationship.[SOURCE]
But they ain't releasing version five of his shoe anytime soon. As expected, PETA is not in the least bit amused.

As good as this stuff looks, I'd advise against eating any:
The Food and Drug Administration Wednesday July 18 issued a warning to advise consumers not to eat some brands of chili sauces made during a specific period by the Castleberry Food Company based in Augusta,Georgia due to concerns about possible botulism contamination.[SOURCE]
For those of you not up to date on your various nerve toxins, botulism causes paralysis of the respiratory system, muscles, or more likely, both. Don't eat this stuff. Ever.

They "solved" checkers. Actually 200 computers did it...over thirteen freakin' years. When they get around to solving Hungry Hungry Hippos, it's The Matrix for all of us.

Some NBA ref is gonna get hosed by the FBI for fixing basketball games. Shocker? Not really. It goes a long way toward explaining why the "rules" in the NBA seem to be sporadically applied.

There's more, but Mitt Romney is calling my name. At least I think that's Mitt...could be an angel handing out golden plates. Tough to say. Calling Whitey!

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